They call me Nacho, at Meta I gleam,
A well-dressed engineer, living the dream.
With cool hats I code, and systems I tame,
Distributed ones are my favorite game!

I can manage the chaos, when it gets out of hand,
The best tech solutions are what I have planned.
I've built them and run them, with nary a fright,
Then play board games with gusto all through the night!

In California, my new stage is set,
A citizen of the world, no room for regret!
With opinions still bold, and my gaming so keen,
I'm the sharpest tech player you've probably seen!